If cell phones cause brain cancer, then no one needs to worry about the Avian flu

Some of you may be familiar with the book "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," which is, in my opinion, probably the most insightful book on the nature of society that has ever been written. There is one section that talks about the "Shoe Event Horizon," which is an economic theory that essentially states that when people are depressed they look down, see their shoes, and to cheer themselves up