Broke Into the New Apartment

This is the good bathroom

As I write this it is 12:30 pm Pacific Standard Time and 4:30 pm Beijing Standard Time (it doesn't matter that I'm not in Beijing because the Chinese Communist Party, being the efficient folks that they are, decided to do away with time zones altogether and have everyone share one clock. I'm sure this is all well and good here in the west, but I can't imagine what it